A free thinker in the Heartland...

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Dumb Indiana Criminal Hides By Brain


Oh this is funny, from Fox28 News:
Police chased down a criminal who did not play it too smart. He ran into the Health Works Kids' Museum where he tried to hide.

But unfortunately, he forgot to use his brain.

South Bend Police say Cornell Macon ran from the St. Joe County Courthouse when he found out there was a warrant for his arrest.
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Vice President of Memorial Health System Diane Stover says, "I don't know if it's ironic or not he showed up and was found in our large brain but that's the truth of where they found him today!"

Say it with me kids, "If he only had a brain!"