Talk About A Hot Seat

Oh, the jokes you could make from this... From Yahoo News:

Twenty-six smoking toilets, and three more on fire, put a Japanese toilet maker in the hot seat on Monday.

Sing with me! "Me mind on fire, Me soul on fire, Feelin’ hot hot hot!!!"

Toto Ltd., known for its high-tech toilets with bidets that have blow-drying, air purification and seat-warming functions, apologized to consumers and offered free checks and repairs after some of its toilets with bidets and heated seats sent up smoke and three caught fire.

Insert your own potty joke here. :)