A free thinker in the Heartland...

Thursday, July 13, 2006

How not to get traffic to your blog

Some people are all about the numbers with this blogging thing... they want TRAFFIC! So how does one get traffic? I dunno, I get like 5 people a day. I do know how not to get traffic... and let me show you two examples.

First... you can't be a crazy evil troll who threatens kids. If her goal was to get traffic though... mission accomplished.

Second... you can't be stupid. Yet again, if it was your goal to get a lot of traffic, bullseye.

Class, dismissed.